Things only said by PJ..

I know it has been forever and I really am terrible but I have to post a few things PJ has said lately that I have found completely hilarious!! The other day a commercial came on for one of those scooter things for old people.. so I asked PJ if he thinks we should get one, he replies yes.. to which I reply but they are really more for just old people.. his reply: " Well Grandma Gloria is old.." to which I say "Well they really are for people who can't walk very well.." his reply: "Grandma Gloria doesn't walk very well either.." I cracked up .. Grandma Gloria isn't extremly old and she can walk just fine.. but I guess in his eyes she is old and unable to walk well.. This past weekend I took PJ with me to take Josh some food while at work as we are driving along PJ says " I think Ashby is going to be like you" I ask what he means and he says "I think she'll be light" I say "like her skin will be light?" and he says "Yes, I think she'll be light like you not brown like me.." I ask him why he thinks this and he says "Well, because she is in your tummy.." he has told me this multiple times since then.. he is just too funny!!